“Connecticut is now a town, avocado is now a vegetable, Philadelphia is now in New Jersey, Niagra Falls is now Biafra Falls…”
idiots
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In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was listening to music when this girl goes:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
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Reblog if this is not just a random guy to you.
no, he’s the guy who interpreted Harry’s voice perfectly. lol
his hair looks like a helmet, like its not attached to his head just resting there in its voluminous glory
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